Crotch Waffel

Vagina

i just went to the doctor to get my Crotch Waffel checked out.

by iFuck June 25, 2008

Devil's Crotch

When the pubes of one's crotch are flaming red. Usually belonging to gingers.

Jenny: Hey don't tell anyone this, but I gave head to Jimmy last night.

Debby: Holy shit! That ginger kid?!?!

Jenny: Yeah. I was piss drunk. He had one badass devil's crotch though.

Debby: Spicy.

by sgrant December 18, 2011

crotch curtain

Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.

Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World

by El Jayzus September 6, 2016

Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 7, 2019

gouda crotch

When ones groin area sweats to the point of smelling cheesy.

After my 3 mile jog, the waft of my walk shared my Gouda crotch with all.

by Wise Beat April 14, 2017

Crotch corn

When food falls in your lap, crotch, or under your butt. Does not have to be corn, but is already referred as Crotch corn.

"Sally is a messy eater, but at least she eats all her crotch corn. "

by NOTME Or is it March 1, 2018

Crotch Wrinkle

Noun. When the moose knuckle has a camel toe, or the roll of material between the gargantuan labia and a hoes thigh.

Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.

“Did you see the crotch winkle on that fat bitch? I could spit fuck that all day long!”

“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”

by rvrgrl March 21, 2019