National Crocs Day

National Crocs Day! Wear crocs and slap anyone who does not wear them!!!

It is national Crocs Day Bitches!!!

by Cooliogirl October 22, 2019

A crock’a shit

You go into someone’s home while they’re away shit in their crock pot, turn it on low and leave.

Remember that asshole down the street, yeah well now he’s got a crock’a shit to deal with.

by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020

desk crocodile

A sophisticated way of calling a stapler. Makes people question themselves.

How’s your desk crocodile today, Paula?
How many teeth have you extracted? Paula replies: “fucking idiot, Tristan, it’s a damn stapler!”

by Tristansdumbass June 10, 2020

Simon Crocetta

says they will play games with you and your friends. but doesnt. stays in discord voice chat.

Friend 1: Hey man you down to play minecraft with the bois today?
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.

Friend 2: was a simon crocetta

by nalahpesoj June 22, 2021

Saltwater Crocs

When one wears crocs and socks together, always in 4-wheel drive mode.

Jeez, socks and crocs? Rocking the Saltwater crocs are we?

by Thatotherretailsalesguy July 10, 2021

Georgia crockpot

When you ejaculate in a toilet already filled with shit. Then you urinate in it to mix it up.

Man I sure can't wait to cum in the toilet and make a Georgia crockpot at the winder wal-mart !

by Frostyfries March 3, 2023

red crocs

the superior color of croc

Red crocs are cool.

by bageldestroyer July 29, 2023