fetching a cramp

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.

I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!

by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019

Pulling a Cramer

When your underground child sex ring escapes and you have to take your white van and round them up

“Oh boy looks like the ice cream man is pulling a Cramer”

by Mattlarock2022 July 31, 2021

unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!

"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"

by LillDaryl September 6, 2023

Cranberry Pie Cramming

You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.

"Ts (this) cranberry pie cramming method works so well for my pies..."

by seachips January 24, 2025