Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

computer

A mini world created by pixels and drunk people on drugs, cocaine, and steroids.

man: OH GOD HELP SON IM DIEING
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye

by deezmomiscool January 19, 2022

computer

something u can't live without

ur computer is slow

by idiot2000000 March 12, 2020

Computer Virus

See "Microsoft Windows"

The most widespread computer virus in the world, "Microsoft Windows"!

by x135 November 19, 2023

Computer

The device you are currently using.

You are using a computer to search for the definition of a computer.

by somerandomperson132 January 12, 2023

computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde

by Sexydimma August 31, 2012

Computer

A thingie that stores the information nobody shall ever see in your history.

I have to make sure nobody sees this computer!

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022