coffee pimpin'

1. to consume coffee in order to get highly caffinated, which in turn unveils a extremly crunk level of pimpin skills;

2. to go to the campus library pretending to study; but instead consume coffee from a pimp cup and pull a bitch

James went to the library during finals week and was coffee pimpin' on
some sorority bitches.

by James Leach July 20, 2008

coffee grinder

When a man gets down on all fours and a woman strokes his cock while licking his ass at the same time.

Last night i received a "coffee grinder" from this chick.

by Brad B. May 3, 2004

Coffee Belly

1. The sloshy, full feeling one gets from drinking too much coffee. Usually happens right before Lunch Time.

2. The lack of appetite due to said coffee consumption.

Kedo: "Hey Perry, It's 11:31, I'm starving. Let's go eat"
Perry: "I just finished a coffee, and I'm gonna wait until this Coffee Belly goes away"
Scott: "What the hell does that mean? You just made that up"
Perry: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It is LEGIT."

by Perry27 August 18, 2008

Colombian coffee

cocaine first thing in the morning.

"Man i'm really dragging ass this morning.I better make that coffee, Colombian coffee."

by drugs.It's what's for dinner November 28, 2013

Cowboy Coffee

Reverse cowgirl sex before 10am that concludes when the woman lifts her ass into the air before orgasm and projectile shits into the man's mouth.

The best part of waking up is morning sex followed by a steaming hot cup of cowboy coffee, straight out of your lady's ass.

by A. Beaverhausen June 27, 2014

Coffee Addiction

This can be found in most American adults who can not go through the average work day with out at least 3 cups of coffee.

Usually they will use "I'm sleepy" as an excuse for more coffee.

Person 1: Ugh! where's my cup of coffee!!!
Person 2: Dude take a chill pill
Person 1: I can't! I'm practically falling asleep...
Person 2: looks like another case of Coffee Addiction... *sigh*

by youraloser1 November 20, 2010

coffee postal

extremely energetic or snarky person all hopped up on caffeine. may be annoying. may be slightly crazy. may be pitching a fit, or working fast and furious. may be the next new legal defense, following the "Twinky defense."

1. Slow down on the espresso shots before you start getting all coffee postal !

2. Are you ADD or coffee postal?

by tenzen January 2, 2009