coffee clever 

Someone who likes to get high on coffee and knows which coffee to drink in the morning and in the afternoon without getting overly stoned

Look at that girl! I reckon she is coffee clever!

coffee clever by carrotcurry August 15, 2019

coffee gut 

The feeling of needing to go to the toilet after drinking a strong coffee or if it’s your first time drinking coffee

I just drank a latte and now I have coffee gut

coffee gut by Chrisbloomers September 18, 2019

Coffee and bagels 

Dating site

Do you like coffee and bagels

Coffee and bagels by Streetqueen September 30, 2019

coffee a girl out 

similar to smoking a girl out, but instead of weed you get her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream.

Jerry "how do I coffee a girl out?"
Klyle "dude are dumb? you just buy her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream!"
Jerry "thanks man, that will totally get her to be mine"

coffee a girl out by klylepercilla November 13, 2019

Coffee with Cream

Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.

"So, what did you do last night?"
"Oh, I had some Coffee with Cream"

Coffee with Cream by GraysonA December 10, 2019

Coffee Mug 

The necessary container for the all-essential life juice known as coffee. Substitutions, such as a foam cup, a thermos, or otherwise, may taint the coffee.

When my Urban Dictionary coffee mug went missing, I went for 3 hours that morning without a single cup of coffee! I almost died!

Coffee Mug by NinjaChicken666 January 12, 2020

Coffee Time 

Calling your friend or group to have a cigarette

“Oi Tim, Coffee Time?”

Coffee Time by Dkekekekkekekekek February 6, 2020