Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris has never seen a punch coming. He has only seen men adjust their shoulder slightly before he roundhouse kicks them in their face.

Surprising Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, only slaughters.

Chuck Norris choose the last pope

Sharks don't bite people when Chuck Norris goes for a swim.

A Bear can smell a drop of blood 2 miles away. Chuck Norris can smell fear 5.

Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. In 2017 he will make history again when kicks everybodys ass... AT THE SAME TIME.

Chuck Norris doesn't carry atm cards, he only goes to registers and says CREDIT.

When Chuck Norris was born he gave the doctor a smack on the ass. The doctor still cry's till this day.

When Chuck Norris was a child he never asked WHY?

Chuck Norris didn't live through the cold war. He only put on and extra leather vest.

Chuck Norris is the only person that sees Shaq as a cute puppy.

Chuck Norris Facts are known to be true if this world were a utopia.

by C-los777 October 11, 2007

chucking shapes

When you go to a nightclub and dance using moves that involve shapes e.g carboard BOX You generally look really cool.

" are you going manor tonight?"

" yeah, i will be there chucking shapes"

by Gary Ward April 4, 2008

chuckerism

The blending of two or more words into a single word, where the speaker considers the blended word intellectually superior to the audience being spoken to

There were so many chuckerism's in the speech the audience thought the presenter was a drunkard.

by Igotrossed October 4, 2008

chuckilitus

having the chuckles

Man, those old ladies at the antique store had a serious case of chuckilitus.

by toejam graham May 18, 2009

chuckle up

laugh it off, don't sweat it, forget about it, it ain't worth it, charge it to the game...

I'm sorry she fucked your best friend, man just chuckle up!

by Heidi Nice June 6, 2009

chuckgyver

to have the ability to kick anyone ass as well as the ability to make a bomb and other weapons out of miscellaneous items like a bag of chip, soda, and a toothbrush.

OMFG! Did you see that? He fought off a whole gang only using his bare hands, tin foil, and a beaver. that guy is a chuckgyver.

by ShizaDominates June 9, 2009

chuck norrised

the act of getting round house kicked in the face while writing thing about chuck norris

chuck norrised

by ...kirbi... June 3, 2010