Crotch rot

A distinctly disgusting odor emitting from the junk of lazy and/or European dudes who are probably not circumcised or the snatch of dirty street-walking skanks who require a drip pan between their legs. Often identified by the large mass of flying insects buzzing around the crotch of said male or female. At it's worst, crotch rot can include the oozing/dripping of a greenish, highly toxic liquid.
A stomach-turning but highly effective form of birth control.

3 mile island landfill stank box

"Croshay is all kinds of nasty, dude. She got crotch rot again this week & her gash is so infected, it looks like those lips got too much botox. But, she done got rid of the roach problem in her apartment!"
"LaFonduh sat on my couch, and her crotch rot ate right through to the stuffing!"

by Kel-Kan March 21, 2016

Devil's Crotch

When the pubes of one's crotch are flaming red. Usually belonging to gingers.

Jenny: Hey don't tell anyone this, but I gave head to Jimmy last night.

Debby: Holy shit! That ginger kid?!?!

Jenny: Yeah. I was piss drunk. He had one badass devil's crotch though.

Debby: Spicy.

by sgrant December 18, 2011

crotch stars

Genital soreness from excessive bangin'.

I'm still seeing crotch stars from me and my girlfriend having the house to ourselves last weekend.

by Lil Kim II October 15, 2013

crotch munchies

when your pussy wants to eat that dick

Hey baby, I have the crotch munchies for you

by cinderellaasmella May 23, 2022

Crotch Pop

A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist.... mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop

mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop

by cestlavieskt June 16, 2022

Crotch Rocket

When a male is about to cum he goes into a fetal position and quickly get out of the position and jump in the air and shoot the supermarket in a designated area

Dude I did a crotch rocket last night and I passed out

by ToastedRoadster February 12, 2017

Crotch Snapper

When you have sexual intercourse with another so hard your crotch splits in half.

Man, my boyfriend is such a crotch snapper.

by itsmehoe May 28, 2018