Brooklyn Brunch

The act of imbibing a mimosa into ones penis then releasing it on someone's breakfast.

Samantha: Ummm why did the waiter just piss all over my eggs?

Charlotte: Oh, I forgot, this is your first time in the big apple. It's a Brooklyn brunch, hun.

by Little stumpy November 2, 2019

Pro brono

Professional work undertaken voluntarily by someones bro.

"Hey bro, I'm doing a reno on my house, care for some pro brono this Saturday?"

by Hazbanger January 9, 2020

Hot Brunch

When one gives themself a mimosa enema, and then blasts it all over a sexual partner.

Hey baby, it’s 11am, I’m horny, we like shit play. How about a hot brunch?

by ScoobyDoe March 15, 2020

Hot Brunch

When one gives themself a mimosa enema, and then blasts it all over a sexual partner.

Hey baby, it’s 11:30am, I’m horny, we like shit play. How about a hot brunch?

by ScoobyDoe March 15, 2020

Brynck/Brünck

When you are ejaculating while taking a dump - they MUST occurre at simultaneously.

The semen must exit your penis at the exact same time as the feces leaves the rectum

Dude I just took a Brynck/Brünck

by Van Der Fernet November 23, 2020

gopher brunch

The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo

Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.

After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1

by Punkroku February 11, 2021

Harrisburg Brunch

When you put shit into a blender, mix it with some whiskey and olives, put it into a cup, and pour it into a waffle iron. you then take a bottle of frozen piss, squish it up, squirt it on the waffles. You eat this before you go down on your friend.

George: I performed a Harrisburg Brunch on my girlfriend 2 moths ago, and I can still taste the pee whenever I kiss her.

Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?

George: I guess so?

Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.

by ehtones mcbones April 20, 2021