A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.
by Miktini December 12, 2020
Get the Pig boardingmug. When you have been working in the hot Tennessee heat and haven't showered for 3 or more days, then a girl goes down on you. Have her scrape her teeth/braces across the skin of your penis while running her fingers in the crease between your leg and balls. The resulting mix of sweaty nut cheese and flaked cock skin is used to flavor her BJ for you.
"I worked all week in the field and Sarah was so horny when I came home, I didn't even have time to shower and gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."
by Falco21 February 15, 2025
Get the Tennessee charcuterie boardmug. This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
Get the Board Wipemug. A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles
Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 12, 2016
Get the board my platformmug. by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
Get the boardmug. When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."
by acw11790 February 12, 2012
Get the Splatter Boardmug. When two men take a urethral sounder and the first male inserts it halfway in his penis then shoves the other half into the second males penis before both ejaculating.
by Cripplelad April 9, 2024
Get the Boardingmug.