Tennessee charcuterie board

When you have been working in the Tennessee sun for 3 or more days without a shower. Have a girl give you a BJ and scrape her teeth/braces across your penis while running her fingers along the crease between your leg and balls collecting the mix of dry dick skin and the putrid nut cheese and using it to flavor her BJ for you. A "plus" if the resulting teeth scraping results in blood being drawn to heighten the meat and cheese flavor.

"After working in the field all week, Sarah was so horny when I got home, I didn't even have time to shower and I gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."

by Falco21 February 15, 2025

Board Slave

Someone who seems to be possessed, and can not stop skateboarding for thier own good.

Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."

by Takun123 March 14, 2010

Board Gypsy

At cornhole tournaments when people go board to board to get in a few throws between games.

My game got held up a little bit because some board gypsy was on it. Did you see how fast that board gypsy was throwing just to get in a few throws before our game started?

by Aegon May 21, 2021

Board State

This is a term when playing magic the gathering or other card games. It refers to how the battlefield is looking and which permanents are down, who’s in the lead, and so on.

The board state was looking so fucked when you were playing him man.

by LizardInACan September 11, 2022

Boarding Star

Someone who helps people get on planes but also someone who is so great at their job that they are a star.

Person 1: damn he’s really good at his job
Person 2: he must be a boarding star

by BoardingStar123 July 10, 2021

board

another term for backboard.

"the absence of center David Robinson to dominate on the boards"

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

piss boarding

Water boarding but with piss.

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.

by I dont care call me whatever June 27, 2021