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blond duck

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.
Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.
by boronanon April 3, 2015
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Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.
Barbara is pulling the blonde card again.
by dtill April 12, 2023
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Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?
Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2020
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blonde bullet

He wears sol republic headphones and is very passionate about swimming. He has blonde hair and blue eyes . He is so fast thus the name "blonde bullet". He is also a part time meme.
Guy 1-"Fuck you jimmy"
Guy 2-"You're being such a blonde bullet you degenerate cunt"
Guy 1-"Tru"
by PapaDominos June 13, 2016
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blonde

“You’re a dumbass
“It was just a blonde moment
“They’re the same damn thing”
by simpslut April 16, 2020
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Blonde Daniel

Sexiest man to walk on this Earth!! when i tell u this man is sexy, i mean it forreal. Caring and comfortable to be with, and for the ladies hes a booty lover, he wants +++ size booty and he is to good at rocket league, he is a daddy and a man of class!
Oh you know blonde daniel? marry my daughter lad.
by anonymous December 25, 2021
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Blonde

A hair color, usually stereotyped in women to be dumbasses or slow.
not all blonde women are stupid, only the majority.
Mike: Goddam look at that blonde

Joe: She’s prolly really fuckin dumb!
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