ultra blast

To shit with a force that can damn near obliterate the toilet you're sitting on. Usually the climax of trying to desperately find a place to defecate. Ultra blasts can happen in someone's pants, but then they are called "fucking ultra blasts." This phrase is usually shouted or screamed.

"Fuck this line! I need to ultra blast..."
"I had to leave the stage for an ultra blast."
"FUCK! I just FUCKING ULTRA BLASTED in my FUCKING PANTS! GOD DAMMIT!"

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

Burg Blast

Burg Blasting is the act of participating in sexual activity while a close friend has passed out nearby. Usually the sleeping individual does not wake up, and thus does not interfere, however that has been known to not always be the case. The passed out friend may or may not urinate on himself, talk in his sleep, or become ill. Tents have been a common place for these acts to occur.

James: Dude, did you hook up with that slam piece last night?
Cody: Hell yeah bro, Ben was passed out in the room too.
James: You Burg Blasting Son of a Bitch!
Cody: yeah dude, smell my finger.

by Das Burglar April 30, 2010

birthday blast

When you bust a nut in your partners face and then throw a handful of confetti on it.

Ashley enjoyed her birthday blast.

by cccdav April 30, 2015

Frosty Blast

When you take a Wendy's frosty float with cherry coke and a Taco Bell baja blast and mix them together.

A: What you do last night bro.

B: Got high as fuck, made a Frosty Blast.

A: Whaaaat!

by Knowledgeable1! November 23, 2009

Blast Analed

When you anal a girl and you blasted your cummies inside her.

Oh my gawwwwddd my negro Tyrone just blast Analed his cummies inside me

by Jordan vovovo May 24, 2017

Baja Blast

A sexual act where a guy blasts a girl in the face with his load of cum while going "bahahahaha".

Justin: "I'm so going to give that girl, Allison, a Baja Blast later."
Nate: "The drink?"
Justin: "Nah, dude. The kind that you give with deeeeezzzz nuuuuutttttssss."

by AzaleasSuck August 19, 2014

Brain Blast

The act of filling a girl/guys asshole with cocaine and/or ketamine, and then waiting for him/her to fart, thus blasting it into the nasal cavity at high velocity.

That party was so crazy, Kelly was letting everyone do brain blasts all night.

by Charles chamberlain October 5, 2020