Bed Shitters Ball

When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck

“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”

by sal the salami February 22, 2021

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Benji Bed

When your tired but really need to piss

Honeshtly guys I gotta go to Benji Bed

by Damien Darrell August 15, 2021

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bed bed • bed bed bed • Bed boy/ bed girl • on-bed-off-bed • BED • bed bugs • bed time • in bed • bed rotting • bed pan

Bed partner

Someone you share a bed with when sleeping.

So, Lisa (cocktail waitress), do you have a bed partner?

by Laurie_From_Cincinnati August 21, 2021

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Bed paralysis

The inability (if only psychosomatically) to move after experiencing a state of fatigue through the day.

“Laura isn’t going to be joining us, she has bed paralysis.”

by Saph-69 September 11, 2021

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Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

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