terd bean

noun: a somewhat deformed, or dis-proportionate chode.
* chode - a dick that is as wide as it is long

- could also be used to describe someones mother.

person 1: yo, get at me.
person 2: suck my terd bean!
person 1: ...

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person 1: hey.
person 2: your moms a terd bean.. just sayin.
person 1: ...

by pedophilic mr.rogers March 17, 2010

Bean Pusher

Noun - A derogatory term associated with gay men and boys who enjoy playing with the male genitalia.

Noun 2 - A derogatory term associated with asians, less often specifically targeted at gay asian boys.

Origins for definition 1: Began in Lamar Colorado, USA, around 2020, by teenagers making jokes. Became popular by 2022. Mainstream use of this word seems to be associated with Donald Trump.

Origins for definition 2: Sprouted from definition 1 in the same town, same time frame. People realized that it sounded racist as well as sexist, and began using the term to discriminate against asians as well.

(Man sees two other men holding hands) "Hey! Look at those bean pushers!" (Definition 1)

(Woman goes to asian restaurant) "This place is full of bean pushers!"

by Caffeinator25 May 10, 2022

bean clean

'bean clean'the act of performing oral sex on a female,tounging the clitoris,going down to clean the bean.

if you give me a blow job ill pop down and give you a bean clean,give your bean a clean

by spanjabber13 September 27, 2013

bean fracking

Inserting one's fingers between two women's scissoring vaginas.

I had to forcibly inject some Astroglide between the vulvae to properly extract those sweet, sweet beans. I hope the envirovaginalists don't protest our bean fracking.

by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011

bean lean

like a heroin lean, but from percs, oxys, etc. Bean is slang for a pain pill.

Did you see Johnny nodding out while he was drilling that concrete? He's got that after lunch bean lean.

by Mr. Frumble September 2, 2014

Bean complex

A Bean Complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly sexual event involving a specific person. He then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.

James: Dude, Jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with Alice last night.

Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.

by Pseudo-name January 2, 2015

Bait Beans

When something is so unbelievably obvious, the simple bait simply will not do.

"Oh my god, she just opened a can of bait beans."

by .Blue February 18, 2009