A "game" somewhat similar to "Devil's Advocate." Unlike Devil's Advocate, Bastard's Advocate relies on a person being a complete dick and/or asshole to someone else, relentlessly giving them shit. The ultimate reward here is to get the poor bastard to cry because he is a cunt rag.
by Eternal Critic August 1, 2012
Get the Bastard's Advocatemug. 
When a sexual breeding machine fucks a bitch in her vagina while she in on her menstrial cycle without a condom......and intends to do it over and over again...
Though not a sexual breeding machine William fucked Paige in her apartment known as the Palasides on her period like 7 times and percieded to eat her out...which by default makes him a Nasty bastard.
by Bo Berry March 30, 2009
Get the Nasty Bastardmug. This is simply an English adaptation of a foreign phrase made funny by the actual sound of the phrase. "Che quei" sounds like cheeky, and bastardi, well, you get the idea. Che quei bastardi, or Cheeky Bastard. When you add the meaning of Cheeky to the word Bastard, it offers a different meaning than simply the Italian phrase Che quei bastardi. An amusing or endearing bastard.
by BManJamz January 4, 2014
Get the Cheeky Bastardmug. When you have a boner that is just so incredibly hard and magnificent that you cant help but let out a grunt and brag to your friends.
by 696969696969696969 February 5, 2008
Get the Triumphant Bastardmug. 1.)You are given this title once you have somewhat mastered the art of car bastarding
2.) A noun referring to a great phrase thrown at someone walking down a street
2.) A noun referring to a great phrase thrown at someone walking down a street
by bakedfosho April 23, 2004
Get the car bastardmug. by surfsquid October 28, 2007
Get the arse bastardmug.