Awkward Cake

Noun. A small, non-optional social gathering of work colleagues held to acknowledge one of them leaving the organisation. Usually with speeches, always with cake.
We never liked Susan, so why must we still have awkward cake?
by BluecoatRob May 23, 2022
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Awkwardness

Ryan dowling is basically all of this
Awkwardness -R u like Ryan aka a awkward fuck
by ,?.! May 28, 2020
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Awkwardness

Any group of teenage boys, especially in the presence of an attractive female.
Look at that awkwardness of kids acting like idiots.
by AdhesiveSeaMonkey January 16, 2024
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Awkward Fox

In folklore, foxes are tricksters and manipulators. In addition, foxes hunt alone and live alone, keeping their den neat and tidy. Awkward Fox is an expression that describes a person who is socially awkward, but is able to hide their awkwardness. A person who is an awkward fox doesn't appear socially awkward on the surface, but once inside his/her den, the person's awkwardness and peculiarity is apparent.
Nibu seems like an extrovert, but he's an awkward fox.
David really likes this woman- he's an awkward fox when they speak on the phone.
by purplpitch October 22, 2018
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Awkward Penguin

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.
She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.
by G009 June 02, 2016
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Awkward

When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*
Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*
by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020
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beaumac66 is being a beaumac66(fucking awkward)
by GOOBZ69 April 26, 2024
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