Days-And-A-Half

The nervous and obvious act of lying when someone asks how long you have been doing something.

mom-"Billy how long have you been doing your homework"

Billy-" Days-And-A-Half"

Mom-" Billy??"

Billy "SHIT FINE BITCH FIVE MINUTES...SHIT AND CHEDDER CHEESE!"

by D.B Brink December 31, 2009

Jack and a half

To express that something will require an above-and-beyond effort. Originates from software developers using the royal cards (Jack, Queen, King and Ace) from a standard deck to play Planning Poker.

It's going to be a jack and a half to gather all that test data.

by JettaC January 18, 2011

duce and a half

big six wheeled truck used by the military, also called a 6 by later to be replaced by the 7 ton

hey Corpral where is the duce and a half? you know that big pos gunny want me to take to the flight line and pick up the new boots in!

by roughriddingcleatus March 28, 2011

Clinking and a clankin

When a patient wakes up from surgery, and begins withdrawing from alcohol.

The patient ends up requiring 50mg of ativan to calm the nerves. Louder than a swiss cow in a pasture with a bell on

by dr clanker July 29, 2012

four and a boy

Four and a half ounces of cocaine or an 8th of a kilo.

Dealer: how much you want son?????

Me: four and a boy nigga.

by Boy howdy November 7, 2013

Coke and a smile

Your favourite mixed drink with coca cola, often camouflaged by being drunk from the original coke bottle.

At a break in the epic motorcycle journey, Ripper produces 2 plastic bottles of coke from his luggage & offers one to the exhausted Zero.

Zero: "jeez mate, that's strong, what did you hide in there?"
Ripper: "yours is Captain's Spicey & mine is Jack - just coke and a smile"

by Zerohoh May 12, 2014

Lun and a half

when somebody constantly acts crazy, lunatic, stupid, none sense or on purpose acts vicious towards others, trying to ruin their lives and affairs or somehow harm them. he or she is called lune and a half.

i dont want to have anything with him, he is a Lun and a half...
be careful about her, she is a lun and a half...

by Pseudo_james June 3, 2014