If your looking for a 6ft tall, 50 pound bleach blonde thotty to be your next girlfriend .. u got the one , head over to the one and only Alexis crib and u your dick will be sure to get stuck in her rib cage ..
by Lexus rice January 2, 2019
Get the Alexis cribmug. Alexis lets you call her "Lexi" if you are friends. Once you are her friend, she will never leave you. She has the greatest sense of humor of all time. She's a grounding presence and she loves Jesus. She never judges anyone. She will beat up a boy for you if you've been wronged. She'll drive all night to get to you if you're having a rough week. Lexi is artistic and has some cool tattoos. She is going to learn Spanish and travel the whole world one day. If you are looking to date her, good luck, because she knows her worth and will not settle. She once dissected a stuffed animal dog in order to be able to easily chop off its head. She is best friends with Rebekah. She also believes macaroni and cheese is made by wolves. She is absolutely gorgeous, but she doesn't know it.
A: Hey, did Lexi really come all this way to see you?
B: Yeah, she is the most loyal bestie of all time. I told her my race wasn't that big a deal but she insisted on driving down.
Lexi is the most foine human being of all time. She is a literal studmuffin. She is a 2000/10. She is drop dead gorgeous.
A: Yo, who is that?
B: That is Alexis, don't even think about it bro, she is way outta your league.
B: Yeah, she is the most loyal bestie of all time. I told her my race wasn't that big a deal but she insisted on driving down.
Lexi is the most foine human being of all time. She is a literal studmuffin. She is a 2000/10. She is drop dead gorgeous.
A: Yo, who is that?
B: That is Alexis, don't even think about it bro, she is way outta your league.
by UrMomLuvsU January 11, 2024
Get the Alexismug. Originally from Alex meaning Protecter also known ass a Sexy ass black girl named Alexy smith whose Instagram is Xydee_
Alexy smith is the smartest, sexiest , most talented girl in the world .
Alexy is so wonderful
Dumbass and Alexy started dating on September 23 ,2016 , she has had him on lock down since.
Alexy is so wonderful
Dumbass and Alexy started dating on September 23 ,2016 , she has had him on lock down since.
by Daddy's little girl June 17, 2018
Get the alexy smithmug. The Washington Navy Yard shooting occurred on September 16, 2013, when 34-year-old Aaron Alexis fatally shot 12 people and injured three others in a mass shooting at the headquarters of the Naval Sea Systems Command (NAVSEA) inside the Washington Navy Yard in southeast Washington, D.C. The attack took place in the Navy Yard's Building 197; it began around 8:16 a.m. EDT and ended when police killed Alexis around 9:25 a.m. It is the deadliest mass shooting in Washington, D.C. history, as well as the second deadliest mass murder on a U.S. military base, behind the 2009 Fort Hood shooting.
by retr1bution July 20, 2023
Get the aaron alexismug. by plec300 November 30, 2021
Get the Alexismug. The final and ultimate form of Nathaniel Crud. This is form occurs when King Crud is dethroned by Morbius in an existential jelq-off crisis.
King Crud is defeated and has no other option other than to evolve into, Alexis.
Often cranky when he does not fulfill his night-time routine of reading “Rich Dad Poor Dad” by Robert Kyosaki alongside a piping hot peppermint tea.
King Crud is defeated and has no other option other than to evolve into, Alexis.
Often cranky when he does not fulfill his night-time routine of reading “Rich Dad Poor Dad” by Robert Kyosaki alongside a piping hot peppermint tea.
by Morbacustard February 19, 2025
Get the Alexismug.