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Age Immortal

Its When you cannot Die to Age but can die to other things like Getting hit by a car. or being shot. so its not really being Immortal you just cant die to age.
by texan definitons January 2, 2020
mugGet the Age Immortalmug.

Sour Aged

Where a person of age has grown impatient, lazy and thus selfish due to understanding how the world works
My father has grown "Sour Aged"
by Ass_Pounder October 5, 2020
mugGet the Sour Agedmug.

Age of determination

The age at which one can determine/pick which sports teams they will follow before being considered a bandwagon. There are multiple acceptable reasons to choose a team as long as it is before the age of determination(0-7) 5 being the gold standard
Tim became a laker fan by the spring age of 5 therefore he is within the age of determination
by Ac3B00Gi3 March 23, 2019
mugGet the Age of determinationmug.
Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 1, 2024
mugGet the All you muddle-aged guys out theremug.

Minimum sexual age

3
Hi wanna bang? Sure, but are you over minimum sexual age? yes, i just turned 3.
by Minimum sexual age February 26, 2020
mugGet the Minimum sexual agemug.

Ag

A peculiar, obnoxious, and strange individual
by Hooyo macaan November 29, 2023
mugGet the Agmug.

Age

No it is not. You are a filthy shit-lib and you like it when numbers match because you are an autism. The numbers do not need to match.
Hym "That same person making the claim that it's the age ALSO BELIEVES that if there is a male to female age gap that it is MANIPULATION and wrong. So that is YOU BEING A SHIT-LIB. YOUR philosophy of intersexual relationships being injected into the case and it is not reflective of what actually happened. You are shit. Shit-lib. It's right in the name. Shit. You. That's you."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2025
mugGet the Agemug.

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