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Natalie Bianchi

Guy 1: "Hey have you met Natalie Bianchi?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! She's awesome!
by boigle May 20, 2018
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Natalie is the name of a girl who has a face only a mother can love, she is hideous inside and out, extremely mentally ill, and probably has a massive chin. Girls named natalie also have a nickname (crimson chin). legend has it that if you turn the lights off and whisper “crimson” 6 times in a mirror, she’ll drive your car drunk! beware of the beast that is a woman named natalie, she also LOVES to bottle feed, date rape, and say racial slurs. Keep all Natalies at least 1000 feet away from black sororities, she will invade, destroy, capture, and brainwash any innocent person she can. and for the men, be careful. I know that giant chin, bad fake tan, fried hair, golden teeth, and dwarf nose might look appealing, but her acidic, rancid vagina destroys all that is brave enough to enter. ⚠️ ‼️IT WILL DESTROY YOUR PENIS‼️⚠️ stay safe and keep about 15 miles away from all natalie’s in your general vicinity. i pray for society, and feel for her victims.
“have you seen natalie?”
“no but i smelt her!!”
by danielmeyer November 23, 2023
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Natalie

a bitch who guzzles cum
dude did you hear Natalie sucked off Patrick
by bigdickdaddy12 August 26, 2022
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natalie rule

Sports rule made to penalize an extraordinary player, usually because of a coach's action
You can't have the big kids at running back anymore; they have to play o-line - just another natalie rule.
by Janaska August 25, 2022
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Natalie

Natalie is loyal, clumsy, not good at sports, sttuborn, and funny. She stans Blackpink, likes chicken nuggets, loves dressing up, and loves noodles. She does not like arguing. She does not like drama but causes it without knowing it. She is loyal but drops people with no hesitation if they are toxic. She can't hold a convo for more than 10 minutes. The people she likes reject her. She has a small friend group. She likes playing chess even though she is not good at it.
Natalie is weird but not crazy.

Sometimes I feel like Natalie doesn't listen to me.
by Natyeppo November 21, 2021
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Natalie is my besto, my literal sister i think of, shes such a funny kindest maybe caring person ive met in my life time, i wouldnt be writing this if it wasnt for her , shes my besto . And bestos keep promises and secrets , like she always does.
im going to go see my sister natalie morale’s tomorrow
by chris4yk November 20, 2023
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Natalie Goodwin

Absolutely hilarious, maker of amazing 90s playlists, often spotted with a loud jumper.
This is definitely a Natalie Goodwin special
by your angin June 9, 2022
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