Monkey Sandwich

When you put both your fist into someone’s asshole and twist

Guy1: shut up your mom is gay
Guy2: fuck you I’ll give you a monkey Sandwich

by HornetToast February 11, 2021

monkey flowers

slang term for marijuana.Usually smoked in a blunt or pipe.

I just saw that guy smoking monkey flowers.

by Kyle Karzmarczyk May 23, 2006

pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 19, 2015

Party Monkey

That girl that will climb through ropes, rails, tables, and sometimes even men, just to score a free drink from your bottle.

Man! Did you see how fast that party monkey got to our table.

by prinsdi December 16, 2017

Monkey Shagger

chad

Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎

by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019

Monkey Clit

When her clit is so loose and flappy that it kinda just hangs there and looks like a monkey swinging through the jungle.

Darius: Did you fuck Jolene?
Chase: No she got that monkey clit

by Yabagoot May 13, 2018

monkeys clapping

When a group of people clap in unison, most like during a live performance. Also in referance to partying.

Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
~Gogol Bordello

by Harmonydawn April 27, 2006