poser chad

Neck beard, basement dweller, that cosplays as a "Chad". Pretends to be a jock or hipster to hook up with the ladies. Is self deprecating and never had the correct verbiage for sports. Although he despises "Chads" he secretly envies them.

I went to Comic Con, and recognized the poser Chad, right off. He looked similar to a Chad, but couldn't get the girl.

by NerdGrrrl January 15, 2017

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Norwood Chad

A really good looking guy with a recessed hairline or bald.

Jason Statham is the ultimate Norwood Chad.

by Josh Danger February 6, 2021

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The Chad Method

I don't have this problem you are having because I don't participate in it

"You're fighting with your girlfriend ... I just just use the Chad method and not have one. "

My car isn't broken down, because I don't own a car, the Chad method.

Japan Cyber-Security minister bans computers.
Japan unhackable, The Chad method.

My shoes are never untied because I use Velcro, the Chad method!

by The real Matte Black November 15, 2018

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Bad Chadding

The art of placing one’s penis over the waistband of your underwear prior to a lap dance

How was your lapdance mate?
Brilliant, even better now I’ve discovered bad chadding mate

by D4m493D4nnY April 6, 2022

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Chad's Law

Once a Chad is in motion it stays in motion; therefore the only way to stop a Chad is at the start.

Jerry: "I shouldn't have invited these guys, I didnt expect them to be complete Chads"
Newton: "If you studied Chad's law, this would not have been an issue"

by LtOfFlavourTown May 13, 2019

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