bread top

Person 1: Check out that bread top.
Person 2: Give her two more months and she'll have a fresh muffin top.
by vallllllllllllllllllll May 17, 2008
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Bread stripper

A god who comes down to earth and who will strip for bread. Has many hoes and a single pimp. Prefers baguettes over sourdough.
by We Stan a Queen February 12, 2019
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Floof Bread

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a loaf of furry bread with a face
"Aww your cat is so cute. He looks like a loaf of floof Bread!"
by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021
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Bread Horse

A bread horse is a is rare species where a horse has a slice of bread around its head.
Han-ah: omg did you hear? emoly hymen just called Cecilia a bread horse
Catherine: I mean... did she lie?
Angela: no
by Albino rhinoo October 25, 2019
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Bread Pudding

Sex Move:

"When you stick your balls in a vagina with a yeast infection."
"Isn't it weird that restaurants always serve bread pudding as an afterthought?"
by llamasutra November 25, 2021
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ill-bread

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread
by Woodntknow March 12, 2016
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Soft Bread

These people are appear tough and "crusty" on the outside, but are actually soft on the inside. They are typically pushovers in debates and conflict.
Too bad our boss Jason is such soft bread. If we had a real leader, we'd be done this project already.
by Well_Servicing June 05, 2018
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