squirrel knuckle

Middle or nowhere.

I live in squirrel knuckle Pa

by unanamous0004 September 1, 2009

Farting a squirrel

When you blow cum out of your ass on the wall and then frame it as it stands

Jonny was busy farting a squirrel. It was beautiful

by j smithy December 26, 2010

squirrel fingers

The act of hugging a female and slipping your fingers to the vagina from behind and then smelling your fingers all while still hugging the female in order to smell if its any good.

The female is unable to see any of this and if it stinks or your fingers come back red you should bounce.

Glad i gave her squirrel fingers, i dont mess with periods.

by jamiemothafukinmillabitch June 18, 2007

squirrel please

Pretty much the coolest word ever. Almost like saying "Nigga, Please!" or "Girl, Please!" But with some coolass squirrel attitude.

Eric: "Man, yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on asprin!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

Squirrel Fist

Squirrel fisting is the term casually used for anyone performing sexual acts of a depraved nature that possesses hands resembling that of a squirrel's (sciuridae) claw. The term is believed to have originated in the Santa Monica, LA area, amongst the party girl Donkey scene.

Baby. Tonight we're gonna Squirrel Fist like there's no tomorrow.

by Dirty Rotten Scoundrel,England July 10, 2011

squirrel job

the act of playing with a mans balls or "nuts".

Dude squirrel jobs are amazing! She plays with your nuts, and not the ones you store for the winter!!

by random commentary December 12, 2009

squirrel patch

Your "squirrel patch" is for men, mostly, the nasty section of hair above your ass and on your lower back. This is for men who are not hairy like BigFoot, all over their backs...this term just refers to the ugly "patch" of hair at the bottom of the back.

That bitch scowled when I took of my shirt and she first glanced at my squirrel patch when I had my back turned toward her.

by LDog17 August 22, 2011