Bonernana split

When a man has a boner and pulls the skin back too far and its snaps back and bloody cum goes everywhere

Oh i do say one had a horrid Bonernana Split last night it went all over the floor. Oh you dirty peice of filth

by WhyIDOSay December 19, 2011

Split For Life

To leave for the day.

Son i'm bouta split for life this shit is slum.

by Tdog Most savage March 12, 2011

split rating syndrome

n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.

"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.

by Ottertail King June 28, 2011

split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.

Remember to eat your split pees.

by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011

split apart

Some way of saying "fall apart". And when you break up, or a part of something loses connection on the object.

THE VERTICAL STABILIZER SPLIT APART!, We are splitting apart!

by ya know? October 7, 2023

Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023

Split

Battledudes gamer, and cheater. Bro posted a fake image of 1k+ kd, and got caught in the battledudes server. Good quick switcher though, sweaty player. Has a very basic pfp, and only asks for 1v1's, NOTHING ELSE.

"Yo! Split! What's your kd? "
"Oh um, its 1.6k! Trust!"

by the battle pass November 15, 2023