dont mess with zoe
by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021

A girl who is always the tallest out of every one from a friend group, caring, loving, has strict parents, but still loves hanging out with people, always kind, might seem quite and royal at first, but after u befriend them. Ur gonna have another baby girl always beside u
by anonymous September 10, 2024

zoe is the name of a baddie, ALL teachers hate Zoe but she gets decent grades and is the loudest person you will ever meet. People gossip bout zoe and judge her A lot
by zoedatoe January 31, 2020

The swaggiest swag person in existence. She is so cool and has a questionable taste in music. She do be really hot too. She will probably dye her hair at least once in her life.
by c.a.p.y May 6, 2021

Exhaustingly litigious and fair. Litigious but fair. Concise and poignant.
Often confused with a 'manic-pixie-dream-girl'. (If you ended up here thinking otherwise, you clicked the wrong Zoe link.)
Potentially, a Zodiac sign that is compatible or not to you.
Loves cheese (even in basic, experimental synthetic forms).
If there is a puzzle to unlock your tomb (like to save you or unlock your spirit) - a Zoe will solve it.
A Zoe is generally loving, caring, attentive and adventurous. (Cool, right?)
A Zoe will exhaust their own heart and resources for any cause or person they find dear.
Often misunderstood and mischaracterized, Zoe-ees tend to be quite charming, clever and altruistic. Enjoyable companions if you treat them with respect.
You cannot freeze or burn a Zoe. They are relentless.
If you meet a Zoe, you are meeting the best part of yourself and them- alive and arguing with you. (BONUS)
If you think the fact that you got to Z is worth waiting for A to come back around...you can't read.
Often confused with a 'manic-pixie-dream-girl'. (If you ended up here thinking otherwise, you clicked the wrong Zoe link.)
Potentially, a Zodiac sign that is compatible or not to you.
Loves cheese (even in basic, experimental synthetic forms).
If there is a puzzle to unlock your tomb (like to save you or unlock your spirit) - a Zoe will solve it.
A Zoe is generally loving, caring, attentive and adventurous. (Cool, right?)
A Zoe will exhaust their own heart and resources for any cause or person they find dear.
Often misunderstood and mischaracterized, Zoe-ees tend to be quite charming, clever and altruistic. Enjoyable companions if you treat them with respect.
You cannot freeze or burn a Zoe. They are relentless.
If you meet a Zoe, you are meeting the best part of yourself and them- alive and arguing with you. (BONUS)
If you think the fact that you got to Z is worth waiting for A to come back around...you can't read.
by hugothecat November 25, 2021

A sweet angel that has been hated becouse of her personality but she has over 14M zoenuts to support her and she is a sweet buteful awsome and sweet angel she does not deserve all the hate she is getting💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
by Zonut laverne April 25, 2020
