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zach

a boy who is moody and mean
“come drinking zach”

“no i dont want to ruin my life
by chaz.millarxo June 6, 2020
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Zach adlam

Lennons fwend @zachlam who rages at fortnite and hates apex legends
Person 1-Who's Zach adlam?
Person 2-@zachlam
by Zach adlam April 18, 2019
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Zach

Looks like a goddamn rat and looks like sid from ice age and smells like cat piss
Dude is a zach he look limesid from ice age.
by Lumbersheep November 2, 2019
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Zach

Gets people fit and strong AF, will eat all your food, loves dogs.
He got that person fit AF, while eating a whole chicken, while walking a dog, he’s definitely a Zach.
by Zach1101997 November 24, 2021
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Zach's launguage

We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal.

Idk: It's a 100% no.
Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not.
I guess I'll be there: He won't be there
Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix.
I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys
I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it.
I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him.
"Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago.
You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips.
I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours.
I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.
Kody: Yo zach! You tryna go to the park and ball?
Zach: Yes
*He disappears off the face of the earth and can not be contacted for the next 48 hours*

Zach's launguage: Missleading context clues the boys need to watch out for.
by Choady Cockgargler September 19, 2020
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zach

the act of pulling out before something even begun because you´re an insecure incel.
Damn dude look at that girl you should ask for her number!
I zach to much there's no way she would give it to me anyway.
by Ejoyz January 3, 2023
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