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your moms probably nice

A useless comeback said only by people like Jacob.

It’s funny, clever, but not very useful
Your moms probably nice”
-Jacob 2019
by CemeteryWeather November 27, 2019
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I fucked your mom

This phrase is what a 9 year old days when he looses a match of fortnite 1v1
Jimmy:Haha bitch boy I won
Toxic bitch: I fucked your mom
Jimmy: fuck you
Toxic bitch: what I did to your mom last night
Jimmy: uni reverse card bitch
(Jimmy has left the party)
Toxic bitch: GÖD DÄMÎT
by Zia (no homo is gay) January 18, 2021
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calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima
OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE
by Ccgggyu March 25, 2020
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Cranking nineties on your mom

A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.
"Alright, see you tomorrow."

"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022
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I humped your mom

jack: last night I humped your mom
mike: igaf

jack: suck my dick and eat my balls you fat nigger
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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your mom part 2

When a popular kid hits you with a harsh ass insult about yo mom. So you pump the prick with a part 2 joke burning his gay ass 500 dollar Supreme Sweatshirt right off his man tits.
Brett: Boi why you tryna start fights with me yo moms ass probably sucks people off to provide for you.
You: Your mom part 2 faggot.
Brett: *does the juice world*
by KennedyIsTheMostOpenMindedPres December 19, 2019
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