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Woke

The belief that there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them.
This is the definition of "woke" as provided in court by Republican governor of Florida Ron DeSantis's legal team. Would you have voted for Trump if you disagreed?
by Nickel Pickler March 30, 2023
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Woke

In the current political landscape woke simply means anti-white, or white exclusion. It can be expanded to the demonization of whites as well as perceived ignorance. Examples would include 'white privilege', 'white guilt', 'white fragility'.
Many CEO's promoted the woke agenda until they realized it is the very definition of racism.
by TheOtherMeToo March 21, 2023
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Dark Woke

term for a person—usually on the political left—who is socially progressive but unapologetically ruthless, sarcastic, and sharp-tongued when mocking opponents.
She’s not your typical activist—she’s dark woke. Her tweets make Ben Shapiro cry in the shower
by Krakentorpedo April 16, 2025
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Woke Foke

Made popular by Club Shay Shay interview with Katt Williams. Woke Foke refers to people who are aware of the corruption plaguing our society (pop culture, government, corporations). NOT to be confused with the Left Woke/Woke Left. There is an active campaign to make the original definition of Woke mean nihilistic and anarchic to vilify Truth Seekers fighting against the evil in our society.
J6 was an inside job.

9/11 was an inside job.

JFK assassination was an inside job.

Our border crisis is an inside job.

Joe winning in 2020 was an inside job.

There's a bigger narrative. Wake up, people. Join the Woke Foke.
by Dead Bear420 January 7, 2024
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Schrödinger's Wokeness

When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t
Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023
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Woke

A misconstrued word now used by homophobes and racists to disguise their bigotry
I can’t believe they casted a black to play Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”. Now, that’s woke
by Brandon Lazulu February 28, 2023
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WOKE

A "euphemism" used to define a complete and total f*cking idiot.
"I am WOKE, therefore a moron."
by A Particularly Annoyed Person February 25, 2023
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