Wanked

(adj) origin - Alternate History Forums:

Having had events follow a pattern to create the best possible outcome for a Historical Figure, Nation or Other Entity that in reality would be highly improbable.

Derived from Wank meaning masturbation where the masturbator will indulge in fantasies that in reality would be highly improbable.

Given that the USA's resources are increased 50% and its economic power is perhaps doubled due to greater development, the USA would have an even greater population to become brilliant scientists, and so you can kick technological development ahead by perhaps 25 years.

Then, with this WANKED USA, you explore the concept of space travel and find that it is really within the reach of technology.

by graud999 July 5, 2009

Slug wenker

A person who wenks off in public restrooms slowly, while everyone else waits outside plugging or hold their apingals in discomfort.

There's a slug wenker in the head and I got a turtle peeping out.

by Vince Garcia June 11, 2006

wicked bad

so totally cool that an antonym is needed to express its coolness

That guy was wicked bad!

by Lameass202 August 23, 2003

wicked clown

A wickedly funny, insane jester that is willing to chop your nugget off just for shits and giggles. A wicked clown's insanity serves a purpose though: to hold up a mirror to all of your fucked up actions in this life, thereby, hopefully, showing you the error of your ways. See also clown.

You can't run from the psychotic wicked clown!

by Aintyo Bidness August 14, 2003

wanker flag

Flag depicting the cross of St. George (red cross on white background) carried by loud football fans, or attached to their cars. So called because it gives the bystander a good clue as to the masturbatory proclivities of the bearer.

Mainly found in southern U.K.
Bearers of wanker flags can often be heard making noises similar to 'ING-UH-LAAND', 'TOOO NIL', and other such inanities.

I was going to go down the pub for a swift pint but it was full of twats carrying wanker flags!

by will-h June 21, 2004

wankercunt

A word used to abuse my friend Dodge.

Dodge, you are a wankercunt!

by Morph February 20, 2005

Wanker Faced

being completely and totally drunk off your ass AKA hammered, smashed, toasted, drunk, fucked up, plowed, sloshed, etc.

Hey lets go and get wanker faced tonight!

by Nat05 May 9, 2005