Miles Webb

genuine, authentic, candid

I need a Miles Webb man in my life

by alexandsoohiemadjson April 26, 2024

Inchy-Mile Bitch

Someone who asks a “small favor” but then adds on it or keeps asking for more.

Him: Gets up to use the bathroom
Her: While you’re up can you get me a drink?
Him: Sure

Her: Oh...and a snack?

Him: Sure
Her: From the store? And can you make it a meal? And also get dessert. But make it a light dessert. You know I’m trying to lose weight.

Him: Daaamn Inchy-Mile Bitch!

by Supasyzed September 14, 2020

7 Mile Projectile

When your private is 7 miles long

Damn Daniel, that’s a nice 7 mile projectile

by 7 miles projectile January 31, 2022

Ranger Mile

A unit of measurement originating at the Philmont Scout Ranch defined as precisely the distance between you and your destination. Originates from the common Ranger practice of responding to any crew's questions about distance between two points with "about a mile," regardless of how long the actual distance may be.

Scout: "How far from here to Baldy Mountain?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."

by anonymous August 7, 2024

Miles

A frog nigga who head look like a beat up basketball Rim

Damn miles why you here ain't it mating season for the frogs bitch

by lumpyhead101 December 19, 2019

Miles

5'11 230lbs

Wow who is that 5'11 230 lbs thumb, it's just miles!

by hamikibabayaga January 14, 2024

Mile Peaks

Literally the saddest simp out there. All they do is sit around home, sleep, and complain about how depressed they are. They try to make music but it always sounds like shit

Been feeling kind of “Mile Peaks” lately, might whine about my feelings the whole day

by BigBrollickBlackDude April 13, 2020