why are u even here tho?

The question I ask myself EVERY day, as I listen to mcr and cry myself to sleep...good times

Me: why are u even here tho?

Life: that's a good question...y are we tho?

Death: *in corner listening to mcr* I think these guys have it figured out, can't wait 2 see them live!

Me: *to life* ima tell him, he deserves to know... :(

by Chris_is_my_bitch June 17, 2017

Why Did You Search This Up

The word itself says its all.

Yeah. Why did you search this up?

by Trusted Guy September 29, 2023

Why does yours look different?

A question usually asked in referral to a man's penis. Asked by 12 year olds across the country.

Male 1: Dude, yours doesn't have the tip.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.

by PyroOfTF2 August 28, 2019

Why my pee pee magenta?

In order to nut in black and white you must first get magenta pee.

Him: Why my pee pee magenta?
Printer: to nut in black and white.

by Fishyotter November 01, 2018

Why u doing so hard!!??

Term used to describe feelings of extreme frustration, annoyance and irritability. Often used by an angry person when woken up in the middle of the night by their neighbours persistent and loud spooning.

Example 1:

Dude 1 (playing FIFA 10 on Playstation): Ohh! I told u to shoot soft and it went over the bar....WHY U DOING SO HARD!!??

Awkward Silence...

Dude 2: (pauses game...turns to dude 1) U fucking mango!!!
Dude 3: In hysterics

Example 2:

Dude + Dudettes 1 n 2: Uh ooh oooh yeh right there baby!!!!
Dude 3 (aka neighbor) : (bangs on wall) Why u doing so hard!!??

by Faz13 April 13, 2010

Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

by Thot_Slayer69420 February 20, 2020

di why am i doing this

Meaning that you have no clue why you are doing such stupid shit

Rob: Fuck this diy
Corinne: Di why am I doing this

by Di why am I doing this February 19, 2017