why are u even here tho?

The question I ask myself EVERY day, as I listen to mcr and cry myself to sleep...good times

Me: why are u even here tho?

Life: that's a good question...y are we tho?

Death: *in corner listening to mcr* I think these guys have it figured out, can't wait 2 see them live!

Me: *to life* ima tell him, he deserves to know... :(

by Chris_is_my_bitch July 15, 2017

that's why you're getting a 15% in english

When you can't speak properly or gets words messed up while speaking, writing, reading, spelling, etc.

What's the type of English course?

Media studies.
No, its OPEN! That's why you're getting a 15% in English.

by TURLE WIH A HA February 27, 2017

Why don't we music break

The boy band why don't we is on a break to make music. The Fandom doesn't like that because they don't have any content from the guys. Some say they might pull a 1d. But we don't know for sure. I wanna say something to my fellow limelights.... #staystrong

YOU can do this #staystronglimelights

Made by floren

@sourcywater on Twitter

@wdwnewsz on insta

Why isn't why don't we online

It's the why don't we music break Steve, you wouldn't know..... Sighh

by Sourcywater April 7, 2020

Why my pee pee magenta?

In order to nut in black and white you must first get magenta pee.

Him: Why my pee pee magenta?
Printer: to nut in black and white.

by Fishyotter October 31, 2018

Why u doing so hard!!??

Term used to describe feelings of extreme frustration, annoyance and irritability. Often used by an angry person when woken up in the middle of the night by their neighbours persistent and loud spooning.

Example 1:

Dude 1 (playing FIFA 10 on Playstation): Ohh! I told u to shoot soft and it went over the bar....WHY U DOING SO HARD!!??

Awkward Silence...

Dude 2: (pauses game...turns to dude 1) U fucking mango!!!
Dude 3: In hysterics

Example 2:

Dude + Dudettes 1 n 2: Uh ooh oooh yeh right there baby!!!!
Dude 3 (aka neighbor) : (bangs on wall) Why u doing so hard!!??

by Faz13 April 13, 2010

di why am i doing this

Meaning that you have no clue why you are doing such stupid shit

Rob: Fuck this diy
Corinne: Di why am I doing this

by Di why am I doing this February 19, 2017

Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

by Thot_Slayer69420 February 19, 2020