when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.
a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!
by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022
by EricJC November 11, 2021
Def: To exude information that is patently false, misleading, and completely fabricated much in the same manner a Steam Whistle releases steam.
Noun: To be a constant and unabashed source of false information. “That news network is a nothing but a Shit Whistle.”
Verb: To partake in the act of spreading clearly false information under the banner of truth. ex: “There he goes, shit whistling as usual”
Adj: To be associated with the spread of information that is clear fantasy. ex: “What a shit whistling moron that guy is.”
Noun: To be a constant and unabashed source of false information. “That news network is a nothing but a Shit Whistle.”
Verb: To partake in the act of spreading clearly false information under the banner of truth. ex: “There he goes, shit whistling as usual”
Adj: To be associated with the spread of information that is clear fantasy. ex: “What a shit whistling moron that guy is.”
by sleet420 February 13, 2021
When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.
So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.
by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021
by Deafiniton September 26, 2023
Man, your mom is a straight freak, after I put it in her butt she got down and played that ol’dookie-whistle like a champ.
by The Ill-Lustrious Potente September 23, 2019
Kim: me and evan had sex at that party last night and he had a chinese whistle
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet
by turboh April 20, 2016