Water Touch

when your poo-piece touches the water before being released from your anus-hole.

Mandeep: "WOOOO!!"
Sean: What????
Mandeep: I just had a water touch!! The poo is still hanging from my anus!!
Sean: Can I see?
Mandeep: Yes!

Sean: Shall I wipe your ass?
Mandeep: Ok.

by Poo Monsterz November 30, 2011

water the flowers

to urinate in public or to go to the toilet in the wild out doors

im going to water the flowers
eg im gonna piss behind this bush

by Andi C June 12, 2006

water wheel

The act of ejaculating inside your partner's vagina/anus, then having them squat over your face, allowing your semen to dribble into your mouth, finally you spit your semen into your partner's mouth, completing the circle. Coined the water wheel because of the circular nature of the semen's voyage.

Thought by many to be Terry Schiavo's final sexual act.

Unable to convince his wife to eat real food, Mr. Schiavo resorted to supplying his wife with protein supplements via the water wheel.

by le mustache! November 6, 2006

Water Head

A person with mental health problems, ie downs syndrome, or retard for the lay person.

Hey why do all the water heads work at McDonalds; Someone stop this water head from humping my leg; that effing water head just pooped his pants.

by The Ceeg October 26, 2006

Drink Water

Telling Somebody To Fuck Off By Drowning Themselves!

Person 1: Leave Me Alone!

Person 2: No! Im Going To Bother You All Day

Person 1: Drink Water Bitch!

by Le0123 June 29, 2009

Water Polo

NOT VOLLEYBALL. Most amazing sport EVER.
Nothing else to say.

The most amazing sport ever?
Football. No way.
Swim. BORING.
WATER POLO. THERE U GO.

by Pololuvr December 15, 2010

Water Dogged

To be high, drunk, or wasted. Especially in the Maine wilderness. Especially while on a Water Dogging Trip.

Alternate Definition: To be the victim of a pedophiliac act. Especially in the Maine wilderness. Especially while on a Water Dogging Trip.

The last night of Post-Camp Carl was so Water Dogged he fucked a tub of peanut butter.

by Jon McKecknie August 25, 2009