When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.
Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?
Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.
Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!
Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?
Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.
Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.
Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!
Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?
Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.
Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
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