Spazz wagon

A spazz wagon is a person who is so retarded that they resemble a whole wagon of thickness.

Andy: OMG that chick is soo dumb!
John : Yeah man, she is a fucking spazz wagon

by Johnno spazzo March 27, 2010

fruit wagon

Someone who is loud obnoxious, stupid or just plane annoying. Dolt can be subbed in.

Those girls never stop yapping! What a bunch of fruit wagons!

by The fountain of youth. September 17, 2019

Wagonator

A person who breaks apart someone else’s family and touches their kids whenever he wants.

That guy over there was such a Wagonator.

by CheesyPeens August 27, 2021

timber wagon

Timber= poop so there for timber wagon is a poop wagon

At gym Kylie was being a big timber wagon

by Bobby senduel April 12, 2014

throat wagon

A very popular area to haul man gravy.

I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 21, 2019

Badger Wagon

A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.

"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."

by Positive Control October 30, 2021

Pussy Wagon

A name for a minivan or a PT Cruiser. Most people that drive Pussy Wagons are old.

“Ben, your mom owns a Pussy Wagon.”

“Did you buy that Pussy Wagon you saw for sale?”

“That car is so ugly, it looks like a Pussy Wagon.”

by Slinkbat April 29, 2021