Work Missus

A work missus is a girl at the office who you would like to get jiggy with and you have told your co-workers about these feelings. After which she is then allocated as your work missus and no other co-workers should be approaching her in predatory or flirtatious manner.

Any breach of this policy can cause conflict in the office hence the need for a strictly enforced work missus system. Harbouring feelings for another man's work missus is known as having a secret work missus and can not be discussed.

John, "Louise, is looking fine today, I would like to get my hands on her". "Sorry John she is Richard's work missus, you will have to find another".

by Belgraviadan September 19, 2016

God's work

Satisfying the sexual needs of a physically unattractive or extremely over weight person.

Bill: Adam, that chick is nasty, how can you be hitting that?
Adam: Hey man, I am just doing God's work!

by Fauxcasion July 16, 2008

working late

Basically this is a lie/excuse, it means that a married man or woman will be back late at night doing whatever he/she is doing, such as partying, having sex with another woman/man, doing drugs or just generally having fun with friends after work.

It is a classic example to go out without your wife/husband and have fun

Do not get confused with "its just code for sex", that is bullshit, if a person says that, make him/her look like an idiot.

It was made famous in the film 40 days and 40 nights

matts friend: hey my friend says that nicoles husband works late

matt: so

matts friend: hes working late...... like working a different girl every night

by MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE November 29, 2010

Puttin' in work

When you slaughter your opponent in any game or sport

Friend: You was ballin'? How was the game?
Me: I was puttin' in work as usual.

by Locohama June 17, 2009

piece of work

Someone that is married to an idiotic idea, to the point of being obtuse

Robert and Mitchell on DOB's Braves baseball blog are convinced that every game the Braves lose if because of Bobby Cox. Man those guys are a real piece of work.

by Bat Masterson , Fl October 19, 2010

work out

1. Extremely vigorous sex
2. Eating food

I'm gonna go work out this bust down in a minute
We're gonna go put a work out on some ribs.

by gravity5 March 14, 2006

Working On Myself

What a female will say to you when she doesn’t want a relationship with you. The nice way to say she’s just not into you at all.

Sarah said she was working on myself when I asked her out on a date, but now she apparently is fucking around with John.

by Kingsmith3 July 15, 2020