walmart

(adj.) The same as something else but lacking in distinctive qualities or just worse at what it does.

Hot take: Castlevania is just walmart Metroid.

by loog noog December 3, 2019

Walmart boy

A boy that eats a girl out in the middle of Walmart

Boy: they call me Walmart boy

Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart

Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?

by Tay1117 November 7, 2019

Walmartasaurus

Hideous creature characterized by disgusting hygiene, atrocious dress, and absurd personal mannerisms. Found in the aisles of retail giant Walmart, such creatures define the fringes of society, and in general, give a glimpse into just how fucked up someone’s life can get. On the World Wildlife Fund’s species list, their numbers are quoted as; “...WAY too fucking many!!”, and rising.

I was at Walmart when a disgusting smell made me puke. As I turned around, I was shocked by the horrifying vision of a Walmartasaurus that had stopped to take a dump in one of the aisles, and had scooped some up to offer it to me. I tried to run, but I soon realized that the store was overrun by these creatures, some doing even more disgusting shit than the one I ran into.

by aesirfan1963 November 8, 2019

Widmanstatten

A status of someone who has been chilling for so long that others perceive him or her as intriguing, mysterious, even mesmerizing.

Everyone liked Eric, but after being so chill with many different school cliques, everyone wanted to hang with the Widmanstatten, taking anything he'd say to be something cool and profound.

by Sillystringtheory January 8, 2020

Wildman

A man who has dated/is currently dating a psycho girl...And survived. A wildman either inadvertently finds himself in situations where he attracts crazy girls and proceeds to date them or actively seeks out crazy girls for the great sex.

More often than not, a wildman finds himself in a vicious cycle of dating crazy girls until a combination of complete emotional exhaustion and PTSD drives him to stop.

Random Chad 1: You the guy that dated psycho Sally over there?
Wildman: Uh yeah that was me...
Random Chad 1: That's just hot shit...You're a wildman you know that? He's a wildman you know that? I wanna shake your hand.

Random Chad 2: What's the best way to go about...Dating these crazy girls?
Wildman: The way you don't die sir.
Random Chad 2: That's a good one... Spoken like a wildman.

by wild-man January 13, 2020

Walmart

America's #1 low price leader where a lot of your friends/family shop I'm sure but there are almost always some customers who complain about customer service for example.

Walmart has great prices on a lot of things but the customer service was lousy if yah ask me.

by 0221SAM January 19, 2020

Walmarted

When you go to Walmart for a few items and end up buying the whole store.

Joe Mama went to Walmart to buy q-tips, body wash and razors and walked out with three sets of clothes hangers, a fishing pole, an umbrella and a Subway foot-long but forgot the razors. He got Walmarted.

by Trigger Nappy February 13, 2020