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Smelly Vagina

A cocktail developed by a Piece of Shit guy,(Piece) at Thredbo village , Australia, on or around 2018.
A Smelly Vagina is: bailys, tequila, and some other random spirt of your choosing.
Piece: "Two Smelly Vaginas please."

Barman: "What?"
Piece: "Two Smelly Vaginas, mate, it's Bailys, tequila, and sambuca."

Barman: "That sounds disgusting."
Piece: "Yes agreed, two smelly vaginas are disgusting, but I'm going to swollow them anyway."
by Chritacool June 6, 2023
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Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.
"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"
by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020
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vagina fizzled

when a girl is being diffcult or a bitch
Man, that girl accountant was vagina fizzled because i asked for a pen.
by Befford February 27, 2009
mugGet the vagina fizzledmug.

Leaky Vagina

A leaky fanny is a female's intimate area after forms of sex or masturbation. This means her vagina could be leaking because of the male semen inside of it, or the female experiencing an orgasm.

The term "fanny" is slang for a vagina.
Oh, I took it out and she had a proper leaky vagina.
She orgasmed so hard, that her fanny leaked everywhere.
by MyNamesAkira December 7, 2016
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dressing the vagina

Cumming on the vagina not in the vagina but ON the vagina. Give it that "ranch".
Her: wow u got a big juicy dick plz gove me that "ranch"
Guy: i love dressing the vagina
by Swegaster December 1, 2016
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vagina vaykay

I'm going to Thailand for a vagina vaykay, wanna come?

I'm married.

Yeah, so what's your point?
by Shuaman October 5, 2018
mugGet the vagina vaykaymug.

Insatiable vagina

the action when what little reason and logic there was to begin with goes out the window if dance or sex is involved
amber knew she should social distance but her insatiable vagina meant she was going dancing anyways
by 121peekon October 8, 2020
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