vagina vine

The act of finding random ass head hair, stuck in the crevices of yo pussy.

ashlee: ewh, da fuq is dis

*yank*

ashlee: ahh my head hair, why da fuq dis in my pussy. mom why?
mom: I don't know... I just really don't know. maybe it's just a silly ole vagina vine!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013

Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.

"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"

by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020

Leaky Vagina

A leaky fanny is a female's intimate area after forms of sex or masturbation. This means her vagina could be leaking because of the male semen inside of it, or the female experiencing an orgasm.

The term "fanny" is slang for a vagina.

Oh, I took it out and she had a proper leaky vagina.
She orgasmed so hard, that her fanny leaked everywhere.

by MyNamesAkira December 7, 2016

phone vagina

what your ear becomes when constantly abused by customers over the phone

my phone vagina is nice and wet after speaking to that customer. the operators for that complaints department have the biggest phone vaginas

by Chubbs the Enforcer May 23, 2018

Shady Vagina

When a girl has a pussy that roars like a lion.

Damn, bro she was short but had a Shady vagina.

by Chills1980 May 20, 2019

Vagina joints

The small rolls of toilet paper that fall out of a woman's pussy after wiping.

Hey, you left a bunch of Vagina Joints on the bathroom floor. What the fuck?

by PubMaksen October 20, 2012

Vagina smuggling

When you hide something in your pussy normally to hide from authority

Prisoner 1: how you still got that weed ?!?
Prisoner 2: I'm good at vagina smuggling

by Little miss innocent April 3, 2015