tele v

Another word for TV.

aye mang lets watch some tele v.

by RikkyJames April 13, 2009

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jacob v

A nice sorta bloke that likes to show off his big black truck. Although sometimes mostly a dick-head for not attending special events or social gatherings, possibly due to COD or other stupid games, there is a tendency to come back to being his friend or else he will hold a grudge forever, especially if you break his special 40cm ruler or steal/take/borrow his bag from Bio class and hide it somewhere else. Overall, a top bloke.

"I'm at Blitz". "Oh, you must be a Jacob V!"

by DR J January 27, 2014

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V-hydrated

Straight Men get "Hungry", wanting to have sex with a woman.

Straight Women get "Thirsty", wanting to have sex with a man.

Gay and bisexual men get

"D-hydrated", wanting to have sex with a man.

Gay and bisexual women get

"V-hydrated", wanting to have sex with a women.

MIKE:"I think that guy is "D-hydrated" for you..." BILL:"But, I don't have any water". MIKE: "I mean he's gay and he wants you bad...." BILL: "are you serious."

TRAY:"there are lots of women in the club, and I'm "hungry" for some bitches.

TAMMY: "When I went to Jail, there were a lot of women who were

"V-hydrated for me."

by SomedudeIknew April 13, 2014

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A is the new V

Anal is the new vagina--

Damien Said I like to do her from behind so much, so A is the new V !!!

by Wilsonnewman January 9, 2015

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V-Hamm

A 7 inch erect penis, as measured from the center of the butt hole, between the testicles, and up the under belly of the shaft to the tip of said penis. Measured by ones wife or loved one.

I don't care how much bigger your hands are than me. My wife measured me last night and I have a stout, fat, V-Hamm.

by TheScarletPimp November 10, 2013

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Momma V

The world's most awesome, yet bad ass mother. She can be your best friend or she can scare the shit out of you. Even though she's gorgeous, she won't admit it. She'll buy you a lot of clothes that probably don't look good, but you love her anyway. She loves her dog and ice cream.

Girl 1: Hey you look like a Momma V!
Girl 2: Thanks!

by Aaamvmm October 17, 2016

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