University of Portland 

An expensive private Catholic university located in Portland, Oregon, well known for its competitive nursing program. It's kind of a waste to attend such an overly expensive school if you don't major in nursing. The University of Portland is more academic based, don't come here if you are looking to party often or watch football games. The school doesn't have a football team, but instead prides itself in soccer, especially the women's team. Famous soccer players such as U.S Women's National Soccer Team Megan Rapinoe went here.

I am a nursing student at the University of Portland.

University of Portland by elliesheep June 3, 2020

Universal Bruh Moment 

An event or situation that merit a widespread reaction, whether that be shock, awe, or any other strongly felt emotion.

See "bruh moment"

Also known as a UBM.

Damn that kid just embarrassed himself on live TV. That's one hell of a universal bruh moment.

Universal Bruh Moment by Papajohnathan August 29, 2020

The Universal Law of the Lost Remote 

The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.

I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.

The Universal Law of the Lost Remote by Ndallenaz January 29, 2010

phoenix university 

An online educational institute known for admitting students regardless of their prior qualifications and issuing non-credible degrees under the same premise. Also known as a degree mill or diploma factory.

"If you dont have the ability to get into a real school you can always go to Phoenix University."

"He claims to have a college degree, but he went to Phoenix which is not quite the same thing."

phoenix university by samsonsnead November 30, 2013

riverside university high school

A public school located in Milwaukee, WI where all the black kids think they’re the shit and can start any typa shit wit anyone they want. Also a place where the Karen and Hmong kids think they ghetto and hard cuz they go to a ghetto ass school. And lastly a place where Mexicans are loud for no mfkin reason. Oh, and we can’t forget about the “Wiggas”(white kids who think they black) who we think might shoot up the school, so we pretend to be nice to them. RUHS is one fucked up ass place for no reason.

Shaniqua: HAEEE BITCHHHHH, YOU READY TO FIGHT THAT BITCH MARIE AT RIVERSIDE UNIVERSITY HIGH SCHOOL?

Adorianah: YES BITCHH, IAN EVEN KNO SHE GO THERE, IM GON DRAG THAT BITCH BY DA HAIR AND MAKE HA BALD HEADED EVEN MORE.

riverside university high school by ThottyBitchOfHoes November 9, 2019

Vanderton University 

A university that does not exist in real life but is used for TV movies especially Lifetime.

Vanderton University! Go, team!

Vanderton University by Slang Advisory Board May 12, 2020

Edge Hill University 

A university in the middle of nowhere that no ones ever heard of. It's easier to just say you studied at Liverpool.

"Where are you studying?" "Edge Hill University" "Never heard of it"

Edge Hill University by Nice Jim Cool September 26, 2017