uncle bastard

Uncle bastard (noun ) mean, evil,and heartless.

My uncle bastard stole the family inheritance after grandpa died died .

by Pink warrior March 7, 2018

Uncle Donald

An asshole adult child who throws away their elderly parent, leaving them to die in their own waste all alone.

My brother is such an Uncle Donald, he didn't even tell me our father was dying.

by Kashegurl August 22, 2021

Uncle Lou

Uncle Lou is a vernacular term which circulates among patients and some staff (mostly volunteers) in cancer clinics. It refers to leukaemia. It is a way for patients to buffer the impact of the disease without giving it credence by mentioning it directly. It is a euphemism which is understood mostly by those who are affected with cancer, and some who treat the disease. Uncle Lou sometimes refers to a terminal condition of various blood cancers, and sometimes serious disorders of the lymphatic system, such as the Human Lymphotrophic Virus and AIDS. Uncle Lou is a way for the patient to mention the condition while distancing themselves emotionally from the enormity of the prognosis.

I'm afraid Uncle Lou's paid me a visit. Looks like he's here to stay.

Uncle Lou's moved in. I was hoping he had the wrong address.

by anonymous January 31, 2023

Uncle Astro

A soft spoken little bitch Astros are usually old and an uncle. White haired and mexican, they wish they could be white and try not to be Mexican at all costs. This normally leads their friends to punish them by making them recreate theirself in their propper image. If you want peace and quiet you will never find it at an Astro's home because it is typically filled with screaming hyenas. Astros do not know real spanish, but speak a form of old pig latin that derives itself from the peasants of somalian culture. Timid and a bit gay an Astro will offer up its butt at any given chance to anyone of the male OR trans-male population. Pegging is its playday.

That Uncle Astro has a nice butt. Unfotunately, i cant enjoy bangin it because his sisters wont shut up

by FeloGreen March 15, 2019

comedy uncle

Comedy Uncle is like a “Drag Mom” but for a comedian. The term Comedy refers to the practice and wisdom bestowed on the pupil, uncle is referring to the giver of knowledge regardless of gender or relation.

My comedy uncle Xavier, has taught me everything I know about the stand up comedy world.

by MeganCares March 18, 2019

Uncle Tomas

A gentlemen of Mexican heritage who does not embrace the culture nor language.

Tio Chewy doesn't even know Spanish, chingon Uncle Tomas.

by Gangster-o-Love January 16, 2017

Uncle Runckel

1) To commit repetitive murder death kills of the RTU
2) To adjudicate the shit out of a shit for not doing shit or not wearing the correct shit
3) Genocidal punishment to promote correct behavior

Those dudes totally just got Uncle Runckled, or, I swear if these dudes don't fix their shit, I'm going to Uncle Runckel their asses.

by Cavenath July 7, 2017