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twist the fuck off

To completely go off the chain, to explode into a murderous tirade, to have an unparaleled fit, to morph into a tantrum, to blow an arse-gasket, to rip somene a new arsehole, to go on an unforgettable tare, to have a bigtime bitch-fit, to fly into a dangerous, wrath-fueled rage, to go completely off on someone, to treat someone to the uttermost of one's explosive rage, to lose all composure and to totally blow up, to let someone have the angriest, no-holes-barred pieces of your mind, to express the most extremely destructive fury and madness towards another, to exhibit unbridled fury, to hurl oneself at, about, on or around another like a hurricane or an F5 tornado, spewing ones's devastating, furious rage like storm debris aloft on the circulating , whirling, swift currents of its eye or vortex, to verbally anhillate someone else who is deemed deserving of nothing less.
Gunner "twisted the fuck off" on his roommate because his roommate banged Gunner's girlfriend while Gunner was out shopping for a suitable engagement ring for the girl he thought he wanted to marry.

She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.

While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.

Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."
by CunningLinguist'sWordsmith January 13, 2023
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monkey twisted

a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional
secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...
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Russian fruit twist

Where a girl twists yo cock until it turns green like an apple then chugs vodka
remember that girl Emily? She gives the best Russian fruit twists
by Fin r February 4, 2023
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twisting my udder

When somethings surprising or causes confusion.
"Joeys only a sophmore?! Man you've gotta be twisting my udder!!"
by Celendine February 14, 2023
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Twisted

The highest temperature ever recorded in Twisted's Keysota was 227 °F
by onepiece430 February 16, 2023
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Twisted Sister

A variation on the “two in the pink, one in the stink” theme.
The Twisted Sister is: two in the stink, one in the pink.
“She told me to mix things up a bit, so I gave her a Twisted Sister instead
by kloverlyn February 22, 2023
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Twist

Twist (Name) is someone who is psychopathic and toxic, stealing girlfriends, getting high, and anarchy is all they know.

Also usually named after the popular song "Twist" By KoRn.
'Twist came over today and did crack off my bathroom sink.'
by weakazbtic October 11, 2023
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