Twisted Nister

The inebriated or unintentional butchering of the phrase "Naked Twister".

She said she wanted to play "Twisted Nister", but meant Naked Twister.

by NeighborNightHighlights December 9, 2020

Nettle Twist

When a girls/boys pubes are twisted and pulled on for 'pleasure' so hard they are effectively ripped out in chunks.

Oh that looked like it hurt more than a nettle twist!

by LipsLikeNettles April 8, 2011

twisting your tail

A) masturbating in public

B) working your ads off, but unfortunately, achieving no significant results

If your problem is twisting your tail, definition b), it is time you considered stopping twisting your tail, definition a)

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017

twisting your tail

a) masturbating in public

b0 working your tail off to get something done, but unfortunately, achieving no results, or not the results that you hoped.

in terms of definition a) what your are doing is socially inappropriate, so stop twisting your tail. in definition b) if all you are doing is twisting your tail, you may be doing something wrong, and that is why you are not achieving any results.

by Sexydimma January 22, 2015

Aussie twist

When someone grabs a mans dick and balls and twist the balls to be over the penis

Last night sara gave me an “aussie twist”, she told me she was gonna give me a free vasectomy

by Real garbage December 11, 2024

The Twisted Sister

When you take a woman into a restaurant bathroom for a blow job, and right before you cum, you twist her around and cum directly onto the back of her head and into her hair. You then rub the cum into her hair like styling gel, and make her look like Twisted sister.

After I turned the girl I met at the bar around and gave her the twisted sister, I immediately sat down on the toilet and started taking a shit while she was still in the bathroom!!

by Nrogers February 25, 2024

Portuguese Bread Twist

When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.

Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.

by DirtySanCHAS69 December 13, 2018