girl twist

When a female take something a man says and twists its into something completely different from what he had originally said.

Woman- what dress looks better?

Man- i like that one it complements your figure.

Woman- are you trying to say ill look fat in the other one!

Man- you know I didn’t say that don’t girl twist it now.

by Driftnutt May 27, 2021

pony twist

when you grab a mans genitals through the back of his legs and twist in a spiral up motion causing the dick bone to fracture

dude i pony twisted this african man last night!!

by slimybigballs July 10, 2015

Twisted Ginger

N. Water with grenadine and lime, ordered to get a somewhat delicious drink for free because you order it as "Water... with lime and grenadine"

He got a Twisted Ginger by mistake but kept ordering them because he liked the sweet taste and cheap price.

by ChadrockSexington April 9, 2010

Twisted Patriot

A person who loves their country so much that they would wish, if not inflict, harm upon anyone who criticizes or talks "badly" about it. To these people, their country as perfect, and if anyone says otherwise, they deserved to be dealt with in the most dehumanizing way possible.

Friend 1: Did you see in the news? A Trump supporter got arrested for assaulting a man who was kneeling during the national anthem.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.

by Hethrikos November 25, 2020

National Twisted Tea Day

October 5th, National Twisted Tea Day. Get together with your best drinking friends and have a day FULL OF TWISTED TEAS! You must only drink Twisted Tea. TWEA TIME!

Steez - "Yo bro you know what today is right?"
Jake - "No I don't bro what is today?"
Steez - "October 5th! National Twisted Tea Day baby! Put that water down and get a TEA!"

by steezbaby October 2, 2024

door knob twist

When a man with a chode chodebecomes erect erect and someone else clutches the bulge bulge through the pants and twists it like a door knob.

Example:
Girl: Omg! Your dick dick looks like a door knob through your pants

Boy: Do you want to try and door knob twist it?

by Boppin' Beter August 29, 2017

Twisted Tounge

A phrase that encapsulates your blunder about your incomprehensible sentence.

Person 1: "tell me that the level's release though :)"

Person 2: "What?"

Person 1: "Twisted Tounge"

by nooneshouldnomyname August 25, 2021