pink tube sock

The ending result when a dude smashes a girls anal cavity, and when he pulls out, her anas is wrapped around his dick.

I was fucking a girl in the ass and tried to pull out, but all i got was the pink tube sock.

by Joey Mountz August 08, 2006

Tube Sock Wrestling

The act of two caucasian men wearing nothing but Tube Socks on their penis, and wrestling. Usually until the tube sock falls off.

John: Wanna go Tube Sock wrestling?
Joe: Im already 4 items of clothes ahead of you

Imagine Sumo Wrestling, with skinny white guys, wearing tube socks over their penises.

by Yup... Its that guy August 25, 2011

Getting Caught Tubing It

The process of masturbating and getting caught by multiple members of the Esco family.

Jack was tubing it in the kitchen on a late summers eve. Eli entered the room. Jack Was getting caught tubing it!

by Al Lalleran August 09, 2011

rocks in tube socks

having crack cocaine hidden in your tube socks

person 1: wheres dem rocks at nigga?
person 2: the rocks in tube socks, mayne.

by ghetty greg April 27, 2006

dude tube

Someone, necessarily male, who is completely full of themselves and a total dick to boot. A low level of intelligence and a big mouth are also traits attributed to the common dude tube.

Can be utilized with added comedic sensibility when referring to an openly gay man exhibiting the traits outlined above.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fucking dude tube.

by snora December 02, 2009

Test Tube Baby

1. A child conceived via artificial insemination using a test tube. 2. Any such person who as an adult makes consistently poor decisions or otherwise acts foolishly. 3 A complete fuckin' idiot.

Ryan is a test tube baby.

I jerked off in a test tube, a girl poured it in her cunt, hence 9 months later we had a test tube baby.

by OCDTTB September 23, 2010

strap on your tubes

antithesis of "strap on your sac"

to say to a woman: stop acting like a bitch and get ready to go. go, in the sense, go somewhere, or, 'get ready' to do something

strap on your sac

Beth: "I don't want to play today."
Scott: "Please. Just strap on your tubes, and let's go."

by Dan Meyer March 05, 2005