Turd Coat 

Simply a coat made entirely of human turds (different from the Turd Jacket which can be made of any human OR non-human scat)

Hello Denise! you look fetching in your new turd coat.

Turd Coat by Rex Fortune January 15, 2010

turd burglar

One who likes to steal another person's freshly released turd.

Turd = Shit

Turd burglar is also a name that a person who always is the pitcher while having anal sex.

I knew a kid in high school that would wait for you to leave the bathroom and then go and rob your turd that you just disposed of.

Turd = Shit... It is released from your anus and is usually a brown color but sometimes may vary depending on what you have had to eat.

My best friends boyfriend stuck his dick in her ass last night. He is known for being a turd burglar!

turd burglar by Tasha April 5, 2005

Turd Bird 

An infection caused from bacteria that enters the penis during anal sex.
i.e. Poop

"Dude! I hit that ass so hard, now I have Turd Bird!"

Turd Bird by Pinkman-Heisenberg January 17, 2014

Turd Book 

Home made log book carried by police officers out in the field used for recording contacts with potential evil doers and criminals. Sometimes called a field identification logbook.

When you go to spooktown, always bring your turd book.

Turd Book by xzybit October 20, 2004

Turd Surfing 

Turd Surfing occurs when you surf a local jettie, or water outlet, where water drains from the streets, into the sewer, into the riverbed. Ever notice why the water is always warm? Yeah, thats poo and pee. Ironically, the surf is usually always good, near turd surfing locations.

"hey fuckers, stop dumping shit in the street drains, no one likes to eat a peice of poo when they go turd surfing"

Turd Surfing by rob $ April 13, 2005

turd burglar

To keep it blatant, someone who breaks into your house while you're sleeping, tip-toes into your bathroom, reaches into your plumbing and steals your poo, stores it in their mouth or shirt, and scuttles out without being seen. Creepy poo thieves.

Brendan is the ILLEST turd burglar.

See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.

turd burglar by sfvszcdv December 20, 2009

turd burgular 

someone who fucks butts and likes it 2

yo mom you are a total turd burgualr

turd burgular by Joe Facker October 6, 2003