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Turd Hatchet

A small cutting device that can be used to cut feces up in a toilet before flushing, either to keep the toilet from overflowing or so the feces won't streak the toilet.
by itsdodobaby December 6, 2009
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FaceTuned Turd

When you can smell someone’s must through their deodorant
Eww that girl next to you smells like a FaceTuned Turd 💩.
by Caiayna March 17, 2019
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Turd Burglar

A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.

An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.

You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'

'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'

(Hysterical Screaming)
by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018
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eraser turds

The bits of eraser left behind after erasing something.
Teacher: get all the eraser turds off your desk so it doesn't mess up your drawing.
by spikeyrulez April 7, 2011
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go turd

Using the phrase taking a turd implies the act of a Poop Goblin, so rather than incriminating oneself, they can instead imply that they are participating in nothing but the luxury of shitting, by saying go turd.

On the other hand, the phrase go turd was inspired by the expression from George Carlin explaining that they'd rather leave a shit than take one
"Hey can you pause the game? I gotta go take a turd."
"Absolutely not, I will not have any Poop Goblins in my house... Ever... again."
"Uhh, okay, well can I just go turd then?"
"Well if you put it that way, I guess it's alright."
the Poop Goblin-sensing crossbow in the bathroom then shoots a bolt straight through the turd taker, thus proving the act of taking a turd will never be forgiven. Go turd.
by DynamiteMechaGodzilla July 2, 2023
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Hurty Turds

Noun: Can denote a case of extreme constipation, but also a case of diarrhea, in which one has shat so much that the rectal area becomes irritated. Can also be used when one has consumed extremely spicy foods, causing the fecal matter to be spicy itself, and burn the anus as it exits, or large amounts of dairy product, such as cheese. Basically, any bowel movement that causes discomfort or pain.
Jeez, I really love that curry chicken my coworker made, but it gave me a raging case of the hurty turds.

That hurty turd was so damned big, I thought I was gonna have to have an episiotomy!!!! I was in the corner like Rocky, screaming "Cut me, Mick!!!!"
by Gunslinger19405 December 3, 2011
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turd-purse

In reference to a person's anal cavity "rectum".
You're friend can be such a turd-purse sometimes.
by Preybird April 12, 2016
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