by ♡ Ender ♡ January 11, 2014
Get the Sparrow isn't ubermug. Peewee's favorite thing to consume, well strippers and uber are his favorite, anyways the definition of Uber is Coke, Cocaine, Yayo, blow, snow, white, powder, dust, flake, cola, bump, line, etc.
Mr. Peewee once quoted "FYI my bday is tomorrow 🤷🏽 ♂️🤷🏽 ♂️ not saying I want gifts 🎁 but u guys know what I like 😂😂 " "UBER, and lapdances, oh and chinitas"
Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"
Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"
Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"
Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.
Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"
Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"
Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"
Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.
by Mr. Rogus December 14, 2018
Get the Ubermug. A car service that is a lot better than a taxi cab. Drivers always have nice cars and the company will always make sure that you don't get fucked over. You download the app on your phone which you create an account that will have your debit card stored in. They just can't wait at the airport.
by Mattdude September 24, 2016
Get the Ubermug. When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.
You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.
by DanMaster86 September 19, 2016
Get the uber foreplaymug. 
Get the Uberfulmug. Dude that new guy is such an Uber.
He has been ubering all day.
When will they stop ubering and actually handle their responsibilities.
He has been ubering all day.
When will they stop ubering and actually handle their responsibilities.
by Delraydave January 27, 2019
Get the Ubermug. A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours
or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014
Get the Uber Sizedmug.